Lyrics
I'm a rat in a trap
And I'm happy about that
Because everyone believes that I was caught
Now, they feel so good about themselves
'Cause they love to watch me suffer
Until they found it in their hearts to help me out
So, I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior
I blamed it on my addiction to cheese
Now, everybody likes me, thinks I'm rehabilitated
And I finally get to do what the fuck I please
I'm a rat, I don't wanna hear your sermon
I'm a vermin, and I'm always gonna gnaw on things
I know we aggravate you
I'm a rat acting like a good doer
'Til I go back to my sewer and ingest my poisonous poisons
I'm a rat (ah-ah)
I'm a rat (ah-ah)
I'm a rat (ah-ah)
I'm a rat
And I put myself in that trap
'Cause I'm a rat who won't race your human races
I don't want your pole position
I won't live the competition
I'm a rat who figured out how to win without anybody losing
Or at least not ever knowing they were beaten
'Cause I'm a rat
I'm a rat
I'm a rat
I'm a rat
I'm a rat
And I put myself in that trap
And I'm happy about that