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markus_san
Honestly is there a fappier, fabber form of generic pop music in the world, than K-Pop? I very much think that all generic K-Pop is K-Fap!!!!
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markus_san
Apparently this is the "Loona" group I listen to but they change their name slightly depending on how many are doing a project. Derpy but I mean, look at them all!!! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0RO4HuWAAAVSaT?format=jpg&name=large
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markus_san
I recently bought Jason from Part VII for my eldest. The detail on him is pretty great. I think he's wanting to collect a few more of them now.
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TheOnlyMAD
I do but I haven’t bought any in years. There’s a Art the Clown figure I’d love to have but it’s like $100.
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TheOnlyMAD
https://www.toyark.com/2021/03/31/terrifier-art-the-clown-figure-by-trick-or-treat-studios-422342
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markus_san
Yeah I noticed that one looking at figures earlier. They should also do one of Sienna in THAT outfit. I'd buy it. Dip.
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markus_san
Been watching Shōgun wondering if I should really be including it for the challenge (IMDb do tag it but it's not one of the 3 main genres). At the end of episode 4, one of the characters declares: "It is war". 😃😃😃
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markus_san
The lead actress is stunningly fappable! https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/elm060124wlhollywoodrising-024-anna-sawai-6647888028674.jpg?resize=980:*
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TheOnlyMAD
It doesn’t matter if something isn’t woke conservative these days will literally hallucinate wokeness in everything!
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markus_san
One of the other main actresses in it is very attractive too: https://ndchow.com/wprs/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/cut03-1548.jpg
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markus_san
Tom Hardy is too famous to play Bond. You know nothing about how Bond is usually cast.
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markus_san
"The 34-year-old Tom Hardy-lookalike entered the bookies’ next Bond race at 10-1 but has since leapfrogged over four other stars down to 7-1." Doop. https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1878838/Next-James-Bond-odds-Cosmo-Jarvis-Shogun
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markus_san
Here's both of them together 😍😍😍: https://64.media.tumblr.com/488c1c02f004287785b59ee9e23dfdb6/82ed51c23f78db0a-c1/s1280x1920/d846adf87179be55f5efaed3546ca3a5d1d0f6a8.jpg
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markus_san
Not entirely happy with my copy of the deluxe version of the Beth Gibbons album. The shrink wrap appears to have bent the spine inwards on both sides so that has a triangular shape or maybe it's supposed to be like that. Also the sticker on the front is in French. 🤨🤨🤨
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TheOnlyMAD
It’s funny how owning an album in hot garbage condition makes it even more unlistenable than not owning it at all. 😃😃😃
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markus_san
Maybe I will just open it. It has two large stickers across it which looks garbage and it has a 16 page booklet inside, which begs the question why bother to even buy it if you are not going to look inside.
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TheOnlyMAD
You should have just bought the jewel case version instead. Speaking of that, they still couldn’t find it at the store. 🙄🙄🙄
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markus_san
Scott Walker appears on the last song of Bat For Lashes' Two Suns album. How stunningly random!! (I wouldn't have known who he was when I originally used to listen to this album).
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markus_san
You're supposed to reply something along the lines of: "Well if it wasn't for me, you still wouldn't know who Scott Walker is." 🧐🧐🧐
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markus_san
I remember when you took the piss out of me for listening to Miley Cyrus. Fucking hypocrite! And I bet that album is not even as good as Plastic Hearts which is, um, one half pretty fab album. 😤😤😤
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TheOnlyMAD
Did I really take the piss out of you for listening to her? Pretty derpy considering some of the artists I listen to.
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markus_san
One of the genres for this Portishead album is "crime jazz". WTF is crime jazz?! 🤨🤨🤨
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markus_san
Almost halfway through the year, time to list Markus Derpy's Top 5 albums of 2024 so far, by female solo artists: 5. Girl With No Face - Allie X, 4. Silence is Loud - Nia Archives, 3. She Reaches Out to She Reaches Out to She - Chelsea Wolfe, 2. Bright Future - Adrianne Lenker, 1. Lives Outgrown - Beth Gibbons. How many of these has Marc-Alexandre Duderpy bothered to listen to? None of them. LMAO, what a moron!!!! 😃😃😃
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markus_san
His Top 5 would probably consist of Dua Lipa, Billie Eilish, Ariana Grande, Tyla and Taylor Swift, LMAO!!!!! 😃😃😃
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markus_san
Stop watching movies that are not tagged as war on IMDb! You'll be penalised if you continue. 😤😤😤
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markus_san
Looking at the rest of the year ahead, I won't be able to watch Dune 2 and Furiosa until September, MaXXXine and In A Violent Nature until October and Terrifier 3, even though it comes out in October, I will have to wait until December!
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markus_san
I mean I could go and watch Furiosa at the cinema, but not sure it will still be on during the last week of June.
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markus_san
Listening to "Drake". So Beth Gibbons was the first to diss him! The Kendrick collab makes sense now. 😃😃😃
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markus_san
A rightfully deserved strong 9 from Fabtano! Pity Marc-Alexandre Duderpy, along with the new Adrianne Lenker and Chelsea Wolfe, will never bother to listen to it by buying it from Amazon, i.e. it's perfectly fine to buy the new Billie Eilish from Amazon but none of these artists who made a AOTY contender. What a stunningly pathetic joke of an individual! 😃😃😃
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TheOnlyMAD
I’ve wanted to order the Adrianne Lenker album from Amazon for a long time but it’s never available. The Beth Gibbons album is in a jewel case, no way I’ll order a jewel case from Amazon.
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markus_san
Fuck you Amazon, cheaper at HMV: https://hmv.com/store/music/cd/lives-outgrown-casebound-book-cd
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markus_san
Jesus *beep*ing Christ you actually listened to Third 4 times and didn't love a single track and rated it 3.5. 😃😃😃
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markus_san
Fear not, you're not the derpiest moron on my "friend list". Someone else rates it 2.5.
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markus_san
You were either listening to it with ear plugs in or you simply have a Limited Music Taste. It's one or the other, more likely to be the latter. 😃😃😃
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markus_san
Imagine rating both Innervisions and Songs in the Key of Life 4 stars. Imagine being as beyond clueless as Marc-Alexandre Duderpy.
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markus_san
I just don't understand how anyone could give such a fab collection of fab songs as Songs... anything less than a 4.5 even on one listen. You're such a total moron.
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TheOnlyMAD
There really is no individual quite as derpy as Marc-Alexandre Duderpuketits! 😀😀😀
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markus_san
I like the way you put "10/10" at the end as if your favourite horror would get anything less. 😃😃😃
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markus_san
Unless you're a completely clueless horror "fan", you've probably heard of the new Canadian horror In a Violent Nature. Apparently it contains a scene so disgusting and brutal, it rivals the bedroom scene from Terrifier 2.
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markus_san
Yeah but what about the content you moron. Doesn't the fact she likes disturbing movies make her fappier? 🙄🙄🙄
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markus_san
Honestly is there a fabber Canadian male solo artist than Bryan Adams? I very much don't know anyone else that comes even close. No Neil Younerp.
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markus_san
Pretty rough, I don't know if it's COVID or just flu. I have a cough now so it might be the former but it sucks whichever it is!
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markus_san
Honestly, have Deicide ever written a bad or even mediocre song? Not according to Marc-Alexandre Duderpy, because EVERY SINGLE song they've ever written is faptastic!!!
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markus_san
They're so short, you can two for the price of one. Doop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7qiLbZQ6U
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markus_san
Honestly, is there an album with a catchier bunch of hooks than this Nia Archives album? I very much Dua Lipa wishes so.
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TheOnlyMAD
A jewel case is superior in every way. You don’t have to worry about it unsealing itself because it’s not a shrink wrap, you don’t have to worry about the seal shrinking and bending the cardboard sleeve, you don’t have to worry about scratching the disc when you take it out of the case, etc…
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markus_san
Drum and bass/jungle beats are fab! Marc-Alexandre Duderpy wouldn't have a clue though due to his LIMITED MUSIC TASTE. Doop. 😃😃😃
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markus_san
Imagine being an individual who only listens to and enjoys music based on how attractive the singer is and who watches and enjoys movies and tv shows based on how attractive actress or actresses in it are. It's beyond hilarious!!! 😃😃😃
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markus_san
Dua Lipa mentioned bands such as Massive Attack, Gorillaz and Portishead as influences for his album in an interview, LMAO WTF?!
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markus_san
Imagine not loving Be The One or New Rules. Imagine being a knobscofferer!!! 😃😃😃
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markus_san
Emmy Rossum is hot, plenty of faps about it: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GIlr8bGaYAAek4z.jpg
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TheOnlyMAD
You complain about the dumbest shit, so fucking what if I like those pictures? And I already have the 2 pictures you posted in good quality. Basically SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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TheOnlyMAD
Complaining about someone liking things is so fucking stupid. Complaining about someone not liking things actually makes sense.
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markus_san
I'm complaining about the fact it's a complete WASTE OF TIME enhancing images that are poor in the first place. Whatever floats your boat though!
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markus_san
The cam girl who was assaulted told me that she's devastated because her boyfriend just broke up with her and that she needed to chat with me about it, so I spent ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES in a private show listening to her ball her eyes out. I felt really sorry for her, she clearly has some mental health issues and financial woes. She felt better towards the end and we even chatted about her favourite band Queen but what am I her therapist now?! She should be paying me!! 😤😤😤
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TheOnlyMAD
Are you saying you paid to listen to her talk about her life and didn’t even get to fap vigorously? 😲😲😲
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markus_san
It's ok, tonight she wore a Princess Leia cosplay outfit (the bikini one from Return of the Jedi) which more than made up for it. 😃😃😃
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markus_san
I did lol at Fantano's latest trolling video. It's hilarious how many people comment without actually watching it.
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markus_san
Watch it and admit it's pretty funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axTvI3s8RNs&t=533s
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markus_san
Wolf Moon is the only song so far that I was really familiar with. I must've heard it somewhere else, or it was in a movie or something...
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markus_san
What the *beep* is that album still at no.1 on RYM. I don't think even Fantano has reviewed it.
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markus_san
I now have 13 female artists in my Top 50 compared to your 6. Basically I am not a misogynist like you are! 😃😃😃
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markus_san
The 3 singles on this St. Vincent album are all twice as loud as the rest of the album. It's like the rest of the album hasn't even been mastered. It's really bothering me! 😤😤😤
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TheOnlyMAD
What’s really bothering is the fact that you mock me for thinking an album is better than an album with a higher rating because you’re so fucking stupid and sheep-like you believe an album with a lower rating than another can’t possibly be better.
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TheOnlyMAD
Shut the fuck up and listen to Life Is Killing Me and then add Type O Negative to your favorite metal bands on RYM.
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markus_san
Imagine having Ariana Grande and Beyoncé in your Top 50. Imagine the sheer derpiness!!! Well, not as derpy as having Taylor Swift in your Top 10 obviously. 😃😃😃
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markus_san
Why did you delete your scrobbles for Ya Ya? Yet you don't delete Blackbird which you usually would for a cover. What a derpy individual! 😃😃😃
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markus_san
What a stunningly enjoyable track even if it is a kind of pastiche of 60s music. Weirdo!!!
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TheOnlyMAD
Because you should have figured out by yourself. Why would I skip a non-cover? 🤨🤨🤨
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markus_san
LMAO, I just thought of a better title for the new Taylor: The Tortured LISTENERS Department! LMAO I am so funny!!! 😃😃😃
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markus_san
The cam girl I've been seeing and fapping vigorously to for several weeks now just told me that she was robbed and assaulted coming home from work. I feel pretty shitty to say the least. 😟😟😟
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markus_san
I asked her if she sustained any injuries and she sent me photos, one of a slight cut across her neck so they must've held a knife to her throat.
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markus_san
Honestly is there a fabber, more talented actress than Sydney Sweeney? I very much sydnerp sweenerp!
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markus_san
"Can't act" - This stupid cunt clearly hasn't watched the last 10 minutes of Immaculate. LMAO. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68844159
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markus_san
I'm surprised you didn't rate it an 8 on first watch, It's better than most of the horror you rate a 7 and usually if I rate something a 6 or a 7 you rate it one higher.
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markus_san
She's still not that well known, although according to your derpy store she's still more popular than either Adrianne Lenker or Chelsea Wolfe. 🙄🙄🙄
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TheOnlyMAD
That’s stupid, she’s more than well known enough for Fantano to review her album.
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